Rules For Safe Owners
as gleaned from Beardie-L
- Be sure to have a bib and good dental insurance when you lean over to greet your Beardie.
- Never leave an outside door open if you have a Beardie with the "shopping gene."
- When turning to put a casserole on the table, be sure a Beardie hasn't tiptoed up behind you to "help" with this tasty task.
- Always check the tub before showering — you never know where a Beardie may choose to nap.
- Always push valuables or edibles to the back of the kicthen countertops — you could fall victim to a Beardie with the "browser gene."
- Be careful during yard activities, such as cutting grass, playing ball, and running — Beardies are known to herd anything.
- When you spot another Beardie way off in the distance, hang on tight to that leash!! Beardies will do anything to visit other Beardies.
- Be extra careful on those midnight trips to the bathroom — that extra "furry rug" just might be a Beardie wrapped around the toilet.
- Let sleeping Beardies lie.
- Believe it or not, when times seem tough, two Beardies are better than one — go ahead — get another one!!!!!
— Liz Cox